Large Language Bayes Is Not Reparameterisation-Invariant

Large Language Bayes (LLB) answers an informal modelling question by sampling candidate probabilistic programs from a language model, running approximate inference on each, and averaging them with weights proportional to an exponentiated evidence bound. We show that this weighting depends on how a model is written. The log marginal likelihood is invariant to reparameterisation; the evidence bound is not. On eight schools the centered and non-centered programs are the same measure to $5.7\times 10^{-14}$, yet their weights differ by $6.1\times$; importance weighting reduces this only to $2.2\times$, and reproducing the inference LLB actually runs, a full-covariance Gaussian matched to the posterior moments, still leaves $1.9\times$ on eight schools and $8.9\times$ in $64$ dimensions. Across likelihood families, dimensions and funnel severities the discrepancy reaches $31.9\times$ and reverses sign, so no single writing is uniformly preferable. It inverts Bayes factors against eight natural competitors, and we bound the model-posterior error it induces, and that of any downstream target, by $\tanh (\Delta /4)$, tightly. Across $360$ programs from six language models the parameterisation written ranges from $0\%$ to $100\%$ centered and is stable within a model. Detecting equivalent programs statistically can falsely merge genuinely different models at practical sample budgets; verifying reparameterisations we generate ourselves cannot, and closes the window.